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the locked tomb

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sepulchritude:

Vah ruta kinda wigs me out and I have what I maintain is a healthy respect for vah naboris but I love vah medoh. I love being so high up and getting to paraglide over irresponsible heights

I fell to my death immediately after making this post

    • #i was like ha wouldn’t it be sick to make this jump while the angle is still adjusting
    • #and well. it would have been
    • #botw
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Vah ruta kinda wigs me out and I have what I maintain is a healthy respect for vah naboris but I love vah medoh. I love being so high up and getting to paraglide over irresponsible heights

    • #i ​imagine people with a fear of heights feel very differently about it
    • #idk what it is about ruta but the endless depths of water in the reservoir it’s in freaks me out
    • #few if any thoughts about vah rudania tbh but maybe replaying it will jog my memory
    • #botw
    • #sepulchritudinous
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Is the fish picture cute?

Rating: NO

This fish is clearly in distress. The fish is stationary, also known as the “freeze” response, indicating an enormous feeling of panic within the animal. The water is far too shallow for a fish of this size, and keeping a fish in a bathtub is unsanitary, both for you and the fish. This is not a healthy environment for a fish to be in, both physically and mentally, as the shock of the unfit living condition can severely lower a fish’s life expectancy - it is not cute, it is not trendy, and it is not worth the aesthetically pleasing instagram shots. Please stop treating animals like toys.

[Image ID: a photo of a corndog in a bathtub. End ID.]

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g4s0l1n3bl34chsh4rp13s:

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Also… if you’re a trans girl trying to get bigger boobs beer is a good supplement. I only drink non-alc or low abv beer cause it’s basically the only reason I drink beer.

Beer has a high glycemic index which means carbs➡️fat and the hops in beer contains phytoestrogens (ask any dudes who’ve worked in the brewing industry for a long time, they’ll confirm the prevalence of “man boobs”). Obviously ymmv but every lil bit helps ya know?

Plus, when it’s balls hot outside there are few things as refreshing as an ice cold Modelo with lime.

cheers ill drink to that

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do you guys remember when a bunch of idiots on 4chan shared a fake diet designed to give you the ideal femboy body and it also relied on the misconception that phytoestrogen = estrogen while railroading vulnerable people into an unhealthy diet that, ultimately, literally did not even work? just thinking about that for no reason

Hon, you don’t need to be rude by lumping me in with “4chan idiots.” Listen, I am not saying drinking beer will magically give you boobs, that’s what estradiol and progesterone is for.

What I am saying is, A. If like me, you’ve always been very skinny and have no fat to redistribute, beer is a pretty dang efficient way to gain fat.

B. There’s a good deal of anecdotal evidence from the brewing industry, where cis-men are over represented, that drinking beer, IPAs especially, seems to cause more adipose to develop around the chest.

Now, you’re probably right that it’s really just about the calories and high glycemic index and has nothing to do with phytoestrogens like 8-pn. At this point I think most folks who actually pursue feminizing HRT, such as myself, do in fact already approach phytoestrogens with the appropriate skepticism (i too remember when there was all that bugaboo about soy) but the calories will and if some trans lady out there needs to hold onto the belief that phytoestrogens are helping somehow to feel like she’s progressing towards her goals or to take in those calories without triggering her eating disorder or whatever, just let her fucking have that.

And as I mentioned, I only drink non-alcoholic and low abv (like less 4.5%) beers. I’m not trying to encourage anyone into becoming an alcoholic. The ABV is irrelevant, plus non-alcohol beers have come a long way and there’s a few companies that make really good ones.

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Making progress on watercolor painting my lamp! Got the lamp itself for $7 at a nearby liquidation store and have planned to do this since I got it 😃

It’s gonna be 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • #once i do the secondary colors and they start blending together it’s gonna get cool as hell
    • #my new room doesn’t have an overhead light so the lamp is very important
    • #i also just hung up my pride flag curtains so it’s gonna be very rainbow very soon
    • #i think i might go over the red again to make it more vivid
    • #sepulchritudinous
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kira-serialfaggot:

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this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<

Too good not to have here lol

After 8 foot tall lady dimitrescu went on a rampage through the internet getting everyone horny as fuck, I stopped being dysphoric about my height and instead use it to my advantage

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ordr:

they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again

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Ohhhh my god your early attempts while learning a new skill weren’t good? Should we tell everyone? Should we write a callout post? Should we call the police

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7 depression tips and why they work, from someone who’s been hardcore depressed for two years

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hi so im recovering from a really mean depression and there are some things i learned and that i would like to tell you. 

1. you need to reappropriate your space and time. depression is lying to you and generally shrinks your living space (aka: you spend your time in bed/behind your computer/in your room…). visit and do something (even if its just scrolling down social media) in each room you have access to. expand your perception and space, you’ll breathe more easily.

2. plan depression outfits. a depression outfit is a comfy one you still can go out in. to me, it’s old ripped jeans and a turtleneck, my old work uniforms, sweaters. dressing up is one of the most important parts of managing depression. first of all, you’ll feel less like pathetic with proper clothes on (nothing worse than staying in your pj all day). secondly, and it’s a crucial point: it allows you to get out to run some errands. imagine you have to go grocery shopping or to the post office. if you’re in your unwashed pajamas you’ve been wearing for three days or more (been there done that) what you have to do is to undress, shower (if you can), and put on real, clean clothes. which is three things. depression messes wih one’s ability to start things, so it’s very likely you’ll drop your errands and just stay at home feeling like shit. but if you’re already wearing clothes, you just have to put on a coat and get out of the house. which is, trust me, 10 times easier than doing the whole dressing up thing.

3. it’s okay if you stay the whole day in bed but force yourself to get up in the morning (anytime before noon) and drink a glass of water/juice. again, depression messes up with your ability to start doing things, but if you concentrate your will to just get up and drink something before going back to bed, i promise you’ll feel less shitty and might actually end up getting up for good since you’ve been through the trouble of getting up. You’ll feel better (and also you need water!)

4. do one (1) physical, material thing that will improve your life conditions per day. aka: washing a single glass, scrubbing the mirror, etc. you’ll feel proud of yourself, and the tidiest your environment, the less shitty your brain will be. plus, again: if you manage to wash a single dish, maybe you’ll find yourself cleaning the whole kitchen without noticing. and thats a good thing. no pressure: just do one single thing. and don’t beat yourself up if you can’t, of course, but try, it’s gonna be better that way. 

5. open the window (especially at night, i personally find it very soothing) and just… breathe fresh air, looking at the horizon or closing your eyes, and breathe in and out slowly. it’s great to take fresh air. bonus if you have anxiety/ptsd, honestly. opening the windows is one of the easiest ways i know to stop a panic attack.

6. brush your teeth everyday, even if it’s the only thing you manage to do. i know every depression guide recommends it, but it’s really important. not showering for a few days is okay, you’re not gonna get sick that way. but dental hygiene is capital. not to mention you’ll feel less rotting in the inside if you’re less rotting in the outside. you can use your phone to schedule your teeth brushing of the day! really helps. 

7. think about your hobbies and force yourself to do something related to an old hobby of yours. i know it’s no fun. i know you can’t feel anything, so why bother? but really, do bother. do it and eventually as you recover it will be fun again. you haven’t lost your passion, your goals, your motivation. it’s still there, but depression is like a blanket that covers it all. forcing yourself to still act on your hobbies (especially if those are not screen-related: books, gardening, etc.) will help digging through the depression layers to expose your will to live again. trust me on this one. i really thought i was just an apathetic mess, but actually depression was just mean. i believe in you! 

and finally: hold tight and it’s gonna be okay! recovery is possible, and it’s gonna arrive sooner than you expect. energy and motivation are good things and they’re still around here waiting for you! 

feel free to add your own! you’re all gonna make it i promise.

The advice about dental care is really important. I’ve recovered from my depression, but I still have trouble remembering to brush my teeth because I got out of the habit while I was depressed.

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